I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!! Image sourceġ3. As I said before, I never repeat myself. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” Image sourceġ2. A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. 📣 Follow Storypick on Instagram! Click here to follow What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? “HeHe” Image sourceġ1. A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” Image source Image sourceĩ. Two chemists go into a restaurant. Gettit? Gettit?Ĩ. Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.” Helium doesn’t react. The vendor replies, “change comes from within.” Image sourceħ. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.” Image sourceĪ plumber would say- ‘you-niun-ized’ ,whereas a chemist would say- ‘un-ayon-ized’. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally! Image sourceĦ. A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.” The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Image sourceĪnother Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”Ĥ. A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?” The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.” Image sourceĥ. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
Image sourceĢ. What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?” Image sourceģ. A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. These may have you scratch your head a little but once you figure the joke, you are sure to react as if you just saw the gold coin on your table even though it had been lying there the whole time. But if you don’t, then good luck figuring out the logic hidden in the following listed jokes of the smarties. But what about the not so intellectual ones? If you are one of the non-intellectuals but totally get the jokes of the big brains, then great enough. Apparently, intellectuals do not find non-veg jokes hilarious or interesting (or perhaps that is just what they say and don’t mean).
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